Enjoy endangered animals in your own home!
- Been looking for a Great-White-Shark-Jaw Polar-Bear-Trap? It’s here (Page 92).
- With 78 great household items spanning 128 pages you'll find more than enough ways to furnish your home with fine items crafted from endangered species.
- Most items in this book are fabrications or outright lies (except, unfortunately the animals endangered status).
- A great gift for outdoorsmen or environmentalists.
- A portion of the profits are being donated to the World Wildlife Fund.
Price: $9.95
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The Inspiration
for this catalog came from what I understand to be a real item - the Wall-Mounted Springbok-Penis Whisky-Dispenser, the existence of which was related to me by an acquaintance. The rest of the inspiration came from a bottle of whisky. Bob Ragsdale
And just how long is an aardvark's tongue? About 43 centimeters (17 inches).