Apr 02 2008
Top 5 Uses for the Carcasses of Endangered Species.
The top 5
You voted (we voted too) and based on the items described in Sun-Dried Aardvark-Tongue Swizzle-Sticks these are the favorite five descriptions of products made from endangered species.
- Patagonian-Hedge-Hog Soap-Holder
- Great for traveling on the high seas.
- Stops soap from sliding or shifting in the bath.
- Twin-Toucan-Bill Viking-Party-Helmet
- Holds twice the beer - without the mess of cans.
- Provides twice the fun - without spilling a drop.
- Yawning-Hippo Stereo-Speakers
- Forget sleep and rock the jungle.
- As if carcasses of endangered species weren’t enough to annoy your neighbors, now you can add volume too.
- Box-Turtle Poop-Scoop
- Offending feces are sealed inside.
- Can be left where you scoop and no one will be the wiser (at least not immediately).
- Hawksbill-Turtle Bidet with Hyena-Penis Water-Dispenser
- Sand and sea meld beautifully in this handy bathroom fixture.
- A must for the modern hunting lodge.
Get full details at the book’s website.
