May 15 2008
The Kangaroo-Scrotum Bottle-Opener: Stranger than Aardvark fiction item #4
You have to be “tough down under” to make a bottle opener from your scrotum. Apparently Australians are tough.
Ripped straight from the loins of a mature Kangaroo, the manufacturer of this fine article assures us that the Kangaroo-Scrotum Bottle-Opener is “the perfect bar accessory for anyone who likes to impress their mates with their toys.”
I’m not too sure how comfortable I am in using the words “impress their mates with their toys” and “scrotum” in the same sentence. - Bob
