The Aardvark’s Tongue

The Bully Bag. Now here’s an item that you would think was torn straight from the pages of Sun-Dried Aardvark-Tongue Swizzle-Sticks (except for the fact of course that it’s real - and the write-up on the sellers website isn’t nearly up to our creative writing standards).

As entertaining as it might be to have a polyethylene coated Bull’s Scrotum filled with nuts on your table, might we suggest that you just pick up the book instead (yes yes we know, shameless self promotion).

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