The Aardvark’s Tongue

Hippopotamus-Cheek Passport-Sleeve with Omani-Oryx-Tail-Hair-Braid Security-Neck-Lanyard.
When traveling it is an absolute must to protect ones vital
documents from both the elements and the prospect of theft. The Hippopotamus-Cheek Passport-Sleeve with Omani-Oryx-Tail-Hair-Braid Security-Neck-Lanyard is the perfect solution for intrepid travelers on the go. As always, style is of prime consideration and nothing speaks to the exquisitely hip like supple and durable Hippopotamus cheek leather. What makes this material even more unique is that it is taken from the inside of the mouth and thus has a natural rosy pigmentation and a silky soft texture unmatched by any other leather. But don’t let its good looks and supple feel fool you, this material is also tough as hell and waterproof to boot. And to make sure you never loose your vital documents we have attached an equally unique and durable Omani-Oryx-Tail-Hair-Braid Security-Neck-Lanyard. The Omani Oryx was nearly hunted to extinction and all surviving animals are the product of closely monitored breeding programs. Considering the difficulty we have in securing the materials for this item, at this price it’s a real steal

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